Am I Isner or Mahut?

When watching John Isner and Nicolas Mahut slug each other into a standstill in the great marathon match of Wimbledon, the only thing that could have heightened the drama would have been mini-microphones allowing us to find out what each player was thinking. Well, Isner has since recounted his top 10 thoughts on the David Letterman show, and the Guardian have listed them for us...

10. I'm exhausted

9. We've been playing so long I've forgotten - am I Isner or Mahut?

8. Remember when I said I was exhausted? That was eight hours ago!

7. Wonder if I'll be sore tomorrow

6. I'm gonna lay back until 51-50, then make my move

5. I'm asleep

4. Why couldn't I have played Federer?

3. Cramp!

2. Honestly, I don't care if I win or lose, I just don't want to die

1. Larry King has had marriages that didn't last this long